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Hi

If you came to this page, it's probably because you saw my bumper sticker out in the wild.
I stand by its message: headlights, not a windshield, are cartoon car eyes.


Q: Are you for real?
A: I mean, is this a topic I would debate jokingly? Yes. Is this literally the hill I would die on, out of all the dumb hills out there? No.

Q: Why did you do this?
A: Have you ever had a dumb idea while you were driving that made you laugh and then spent real money to make it a reality, just because that would be funnier? Um, yeah, me neither...
There's nothing here!